Late in April, shortly after Easter, as I worked I overheard two third graders discussing God. “Why was God killed?” the boy asked. “Why did they kill God?” he asked her. “Because he was in trouble,” she answered. “What kind of trouble?” he wanted to know. “What trouble?” “It was because of a girl.” “What girl?” the boy demanded. “God was in trouble because of his girlfriend. They killed God because of his girlfriend.” Case settled.